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  2. 10 Hilarious Excuses for Missing Work That People Have ... - AOL

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    8. My Car Wouldn't Unlock. Another Redditor shared the hilarious excuse they used for being late to work by claiming that their car door wouldn't open. “Sorry I’m late - my car wouldn’t ...

  3. Survey: Craziest Excuses People Give For Being Late To Work - AOL

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    But what excuses do people. By Susan Ricker Most of us have been late to work at some point. According to a new CareerBuilder study, 26 percent of workers admit to being tardy at least once a ...

  4. Wackiest Reasons People Miss Work - AOL

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    AlamyEven this cat is skeptical. Is work becoming tiresome? Do you need a "mental health day" and a break from your job and co-workers? Sometimes, just calling in sick (cough, cough) doesn't seem ...

  5. The dog ate my homework - Wikipedia

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    The excuse for the brevity of the document did not become the punchline for another 18 years. The first use of the phrase recorded by the Oxford English Dictionary was in 1929, in an essay in the British newspaper The Guardian: "It is a long time since I have had the excuse about the dog tearing up the arithmetic homework." This suggests it had ...

  6. List of age-related terms with negative connotations - Wikipedia

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    A. Adorable: [ 2] Not necessarily negative, a term that, when specifically applied to an older person or a senior citizen, can be considered patronizing and mocking in nature, particularly if the term is being used to refer to mental disabilities or dependency. Adult diaper: [ 3] A type of disposable diaper or underpants for adults who struggle ...

  7. Home for a Rest - Wikipedia

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    You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best I've been gone for a week, I've been drunk since I left These so-called vacations will soon be my death I'm so sick from the drink, I need home for a rest. British geographical references such as Euston Station, Charing Cross Road and Yorkshire appear in the lyrics. The later choruses switch the ...

  8. 12 Amusing Excuses for Being Late to Work - AOL

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    CareerBuilder.com There is no worse feeling than waking up in the morning, rested from good night's sleep, and glancing at the clock, only to do a double-take: You're late! For most people ...

  9. List of Not Going Out episodes - Wikipedia

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    Not Going Out is a British television sitcom created by, written by and starring Lee Mack as Lee, a man from Lancashire who lives in London. The series premiered on BBC One on 6 October 2006 and has since become the second-longest British sitcom, after Last of the Summer Wine. Supporting cast includes Tim Vine, Sally Bretton, Miranda Hart, Katy ...