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  2. 10 Hilarious Excuses for Missing Work That People Have ... - AOL

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    8. My Car Wouldn't Unlock. Another Redditor shared the hilarious excuse they used for being late to work by claiming that their car door wouldn't open. “Sorry I’m late - my car wouldn’t ...

  3. These 50 Hilarious Memes About Going Back to Work Post ... - AOL

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    These 50 Hilarious Memes About Going Back to Work Post-New Year Are So Relatable. Renee Hanlon. January 3, 2024 at 8:21 AM. You celebrate the new year with enthusiasm and then reality hits—the ...

  4. 50 Funny Monday Memes To Help You Through the Work Week - AOL

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    Regardless of what day your "Monday" is, we have what is arguably the best cure for anything: comic relief. Keep reading for 50 funny Monday memes that are so good, they might just help you forget ...

  5. List of age-related terms with negative connotations - Wikipedia

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    A. Adorable: [ 2] Not necessarily negative, a term that, when specifically applied to an older person or a senior citizen, can be considered patronizing and mocking in nature, particularly if the term is being used to refer to mental disabilities or dependency. Adult diaper: [ 3] A type of disposable diaper or underpants for adults who struggle ...

  6. The dog ate my homework - Wikipedia

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    The dog ate my homework. " The dog ate my homework " (or " My dog ate my homework ") is an English expression which carries the suggestion of being a common, poorly fabricated excuse made by schoolchildren to explain their failure to turn in an assignment on time. The phrase is referenced, even beyond the educational context, as a sarcastic ...

  7. List of In Living Color sketches - Wikipedia

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    A. Al MacAfee – A parody of Joe Louis Clark, David Alan Grier plays a strict, yet clueless shop teacher with a bad hip. He is known for working as a Hall Monitor and using a bullhorn to yell at innocent students and teachers, while being oblivious to bad things going on around him, as well as the consistent rejection by a fellow female ...

  8. Wackiest Reasons People Miss Work - AOL

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    AlamyEven this cat is skeptical. Is work becoming tiresome? Do you need a "mental health day" and a break from your job and co-workers? Sometimes, just calling in sick (cough, cough) doesn't seem ...

  9. You aren't gonna need it - Wikipedia

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    Other forms of the phrase include "You aren't going to need it" (YAGTNI) [ 5][ 6] and "You ain't gonna need it". [ 7] Ron Jeffries, a co-founder of XP, explained the philosophy: "Always implement things when you actually need them, never when you just foresee that you [will] need them." [ 8] John Carmack wrote "It is hard for less experienced ...